WEIGHT: 55 kg
Services: Tie & Tease, Trampling, Naturism/Nudism, Receiving Oral, Bondage
Initially, it just seemed to be a chronicle of one British guy's visits to the city's red light district — another coarse vaginalogue written by a creepy, monosyllabic "punter".
But I soon realised there was more to the site than the many others like it. There's a noticeable political slant, research into the history, laws and culture of prostitution, and the stories, written with finesse in the first-person, actually contain more than faint traces of humour and humanity. Given that the blog's author is a rich professional who enjoys the finer things in life, it kinda reads like American Psycho if Bret Easton Ellis hadn't given Patrick Bateman axes and had toned down the psychopathy.
It feels good to be suited and booted. If I find pussy that fits like my boots, it will be magic. I have a fuck-fund which looks like a well that can never run dry. If I get any fitter the government is likely to tax me on it.
The fact that he's a decent writer with a deep interest in his subject matter obviously doesn't make him a saint. But to me it makes him more interesting than your average Amsterdam-bound British tourist, those guys who end up spending all their money on weed, novelty ashtrays and sex with as many women as their Heineken-filled, semi-conscious penises allow them to.
Here's a shortened version of our conversation. VICE: So, what can you tell me about yourself? Lange: Working-class background. University educated — politics. Professional occupation. Married too young. Why did you first begin visiting sex-workers? No rational explanation, no thinking it through, no planning, no horny appetite to satisfy. It led me to the conclusion that I would appreciate the warmth of female company, and if she could be about 25, drop-dead gorgeous and Japanese — the influence of porn, I suspect — that would be quite good, too.